Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.
by thecnbaker April 8, 2017
Get the ass scrapmug. 
Get the Ass Troughmug. Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!
Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!
Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!
by ArmadaBledd September 21, 2011
Get the Heller's Assmug. by Tino June 1, 2004
Get the ass-tacularmug. noun:
An overly enthusiastic PhD, often in the first few weeks of study though some enthusi-asses have been known to persist for up to 7 years (given funding). Typically a strong proponent of Twitter as a stage for demonstrating their enthusi-ass-m.
An overly enthusiastic PhD, often in the first few weeks of study though some enthusi-asses have been known to persist for up to 7 years (given funding). Typically a strong proponent of Twitter as a stage for demonstrating their enthusi-ass-m.
An enthusi-ass will speak condescendingly to researchers with more experience than them (In my own research I believe I have solved world hunger. Note: this is often said during the first few months of data collection).
An enthusi-ass will take pleasure in telling people how much work they've done today (in order to make others feel guilty for not doing so themselves).
An enthusi-ass will tweet about how they need to let their brains rest after having it blown, including the tag of the teacher (implying they have fully and completely understood complex subjects where others struggle).
A particularly enthusiastic enthusi-ass will claim to read 3 papers a day simply because "their project is transdisciplinary and all of it is so interesting".
An enthusi-ass will be incredibly excited about joining committees. Once on a committee they will make countless plans, all of which are in no way achievable.
An enthusi-ass excited to demonstrate their love for all science even when said science is utter crap. They will refuse to criticise research (other than when it conflicts with their own) because to criticise means to not love science.
An enthusi-ass will take pleasure in telling people how much work they've done today (in order to make others feel guilty for not doing so themselves).
An enthusi-ass will tweet about how they need to let their brains rest after having it blown, including the tag of the teacher (implying they have fully and completely understood complex subjects where others struggle).
A particularly enthusiastic enthusi-ass will claim to read 3 papers a day simply because "their project is transdisciplinary and all of it is so interesting".
An enthusi-ass will be incredibly excited about joining committees. Once on a committee they will make countless plans, all of which are in no way achievable.
An enthusi-ass excited to demonstrate their love for all science even when said science is utter crap. They will refuse to criticise research (other than when it conflicts with their own) because to criticise means to not love science.
by DrEnthusi-Ass June 19, 2019
Get the enthusi-assmug. A phrase used to describe the thick, humid secretion of gas from one's backside after a long night of heavy imbibing.
by jayhawk April 19, 2004
Get the ass-frothmug. When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.
Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"
Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"
Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"
by Slarge January 13, 2012
Get the ass balancemug.