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wasgonna 

A term used to describe a person who continuously takes credit for a thought or action, while contributing zero to both the conversation or task.
Example 1:
Dan: "I thought you were going downstairs to get the laundry"
Christina: "I was going to until you were a jerk"
Dan: "You're such a wasgonna"

Example 2:
John: "Hey Boss, I think we should keep the store open this Saturday to take advantage of the great weather"
Frank: "I was going to say the same thing"
John: "Such a wasgonna"
wasgonna by PJ Preston January 19, 2015
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Mercedes Gelande-Wagen. Amazing Integral 4WD made for running under all conditions. One of the most reliable cars in the Multiverse
Shit dude, my G-Wagen runs with -30 Celsius. Your pissy Jeep Cherokee can not compare to my Deutsche Technologie. P|-|34r m3
G-Wagen by Banano November 6, 2004
He was wadonga'd as he walked in the door.
wadonga by Gremblur February 27, 2007
To bark back at your dog.
Oh i wagnised my dog this morning
wagnis by pickledweed October 19, 2019
someone really annoying. you can call them a freaking wagott when they make you mad
shut up you freakin wagott”
wagott by tellme August 14, 2023

baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.
Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.
baboon's wagner by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010
Mike...is your wagina clean?
wagina by Justin Pennington April 22, 2005