Turken

Dutch word for a group of foreigners that are flooding The Netherlands.
They tend to stink really hard and thus being around is unstandable.
Most of the Dutch want to get rid of them, but they don't want to go back to their own country

Jan : Jezus die gasten stinken echt hard
(Jezus, those guys stink really bad)
Peter : Omdat het Turken zijn
(because they are Turks)

by tomaatje February 10, 2009

turbinetrevor

a very german man with a great liking for cock-cheese. most commonly just refered to as tt.

hey lads, make sure your pants are buttoned; that guy is such a tt.

by bb July 16, 2003

turkish delight

a hedgehog that thrives in environments surrounded by water ice

ex- "Turkish Delight fell in a vat of cherry!"

by weelittlejake August 20, 2013

turning japanese

The act of a male trying to perform fellatio (oral sex) on himself. The phrase refers the facial expression made during this act.

While Jon was masturbating, he remembered the pleasure he had recieved from his first blow job, so he bent down and tried to suck on his own cock, and with all of his might, he started turning japanese.

by El Cid July 6, 2003

Turkish Roommate

The act of waiting for someone (usually a roommate you hate) to fall asleep, and then shitting on both sides of their pillow so that no matter which way they turn their head while sleeping they get covered in your feces creating a dirty shit-beard. It helps to eat a gratuitous amount of Taco Bell beforehand.

Chris- "man, did you see Brant? He looked like Rick Ross if his beard was made of diarrhea"
Rob- " Yeah I gave his sorry ass a Turkish Roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though"

by cockaflockaflames June 18, 2011

turkish mountain rock

when you crunch all your knuckles together and put them in a girls pussy

i gave her the best turkish mountain rock she ever had

by jamal334 April 1, 2009

turkish ham sandwich

When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.

After the hobo raped that bitch, he gave her the good old Turkish Ham Sandwich.

by Task force master Cooley October 20, 2013