E-Teasing

Teasing yourself watching online porn to streamline sex with your partner i.e. couldnt be arsed with foreplay

I spent 20 minutes on Redtube last night E-Teasing myself before I tackled the missus

by 6dia6hal6 March 24, 2012

don't tase me, bro

What, all the Lick-Wilmerding kids scream when haji comes around with his taser lookin for money

Haji- "WHERES MA MONEY!?"

Jon Hong -"Iono don't tase me, bro"

Haji- "Well in that case..."

Jon "AHHHHHHH OWWWWWW"

by The Official Haji November 22, 2007

Geezer Teaser

A male or female, who uses body parts or words to attract someone of old age. Only to crush the older ones dreams.

Stripper are a good example of Geezer Teasers

by PanikOne February 4, 2010

Taser fun

The joy that police feel when then taser someone.

the police were having some taser fun down town.

by Deep blue 2012 July 29, 2009

teaey

(adj) the state of being like tea, or used to describe a cup of tea which has become particularly strong.

I had to take out my teabag before my drink got too teaey.

or

This drink is too tea-ey without a biscuit.

by palli July 14, 2011

teaspooning

When you're cuddling with a girl who is way smaller than you, you're no longer spooning, you're teaspooning!

"Bro I'm 6'2 and she's 5'1, when we cuddle we're definitely teaspooning"

by lmaohilarious1993 October 28, 2015

TEASEOLA

the dopest mother fucker alive please believe.

The big Teaseola fucked your little sister

by Teaseola January 18, 2004