statish

a gay person who never came out of the closet but was caught in the act.

Man, i saw that statish last night boofing his lover.

by Jessica23932393 January 11, 2008

[static]

a word used when someone either says or does something repetitively to the point where the action or phrase is getting old (annoying).

Yo, static wit all dat shit.
Static, or imma bust a cap.

by T-Coles March 19, 2008

statistits

Checking if your vital statistics measure up.

I'm overall satisfied with my statistits.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008

Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009

stationwagn

"An awesome UD editor"

" it a chick that had 8 and well has

extra room in her trunk and she's not fat"

"she's a white girl dark girls wish

they had serious no joke"

me: hey stationwagn

stationwagn: hey

by jfgi.ppty October 31, 2009

Stationory

"When one is too drunk in a bar to move around, they remain stationory at the bar to hold themselves up".

"I was soo drunk on Friday at Emo's bar that I had to remain stationory"

by cvecelli January 22, 2010

Static Mix

The mix between two songs on two different stations on the same frequency. Usually the combination of the two songs is awful mixed with static but when it sounds good it is a true static mix.

Guy 1: Hey you want me to change the station? I think we are right between two different stations.

Guy: Dude no way are you listening to this? This is so awesome! A true Static Mix!

by Sweetness11111 February 14, 2010