Severance Package

When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too

by lil dookie stain February 9, 2018

severe

god edits

those are severe.

by cookiemonster32 May 21, 2020

Grammas Chocolate soft serve.

During the act of sexual intercourse the person will take their colostomy bag off and pour it all over both partners genitals while still having sex.

billy was having sex with sara and he took his colostomy bag off and poured it on both of their genitals giving them both a grammas chocolate soft serve.

by bigCincincy July 27, 2016

Severious

Severious: The combination of two distinct words, Sever and Serious. It means to go over the top with something. To add an extreme action or force to a subject.

Dude:... I just FAILED all of my classes!!
Other dude: Are you Severious?... That is some Severious SHIT

by Fishman1319 January 28, 2009

punk served

When you walk through a public place, like a mall, and you see a group of 12 year old punk kids. Just the sight of them ruins your day and may actually cause you physical pain.

-Hey man, what's wrong, are you having a heart attack
-No, I just got punk served, It hurts so bad
-Damn that sucks
-If I don't make it kill those bastards for me

by Captain Spalding September 7, 2005

soft served ass cream

when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.

I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit

by icecream, sex, larry, shit, sexy May 6, 2008

several

sev-eral, as in more than seven. fun.fact: there are seven letters in the word several.

"we have several children"
"wow, you must get it on like rabbits!"

by crazydutchkiller January 8, 2005