Old person

Person over 30 years old.

-How long since you got your prostate checked?
-Man, I'm barely 32....
-Then you are a few years late; you are an old person already.

by Jumer September 4, 2018

funk person

A black person, nigger, porchmonkey,jiggaboo,yard ape

Kristjan is such a funk person!

by Joey Peters April 11, 2008

Bog Person

A bog person is just a retard...

Person A: I've heard that your neighbor, Elijah, is a bog person.

Person B: Really? I need to check that matter!

by Idk then June 25, 2018

white person

A person whose skin possesses small amounts of melanin, which makes for a pale complexion.

When is this going to stop being an issue, anyway?

by Charon May 21, 2003

Bubble Person

Someone deliberately isolating themselves from any culture, ideas, or people that exist outside their immediate purview. This often leads to dangerously indifferent and ignorant people ill-equipped to make knowledgeable decisions about the world.

Non-Bubble Person: "Did you hear what happened in Europe?"

Bubble Person: "No, I don't care that. I don't even like leaving my town so why would I care about another country?"

Non-Bubble Person: "Country?!?! Yeah, you should stay home. You will just piss off all the people from the country of Europe with your ignorance."

by jfkst6 October 31, 2012

a perfect person

A person/fictional character that isn't Lux from League of Legends, one can never be perfect

Lux from League of Legends is not a real person, nor is she a perfect person

by This will never happen May 19, 2017

Creepy Person

People that pinch others with their toes

Boy:She is such a Creepy Person
Girl: I know, it's gross.

by I-know-I'm-Crazy June 17, 2013