Charon's definitions

muffin

When someone is bitching/complaining about something unessesarily.

Joe: Ow, the cat just scratched me.
Jill: Awwwwwwwww, muffffinnnnnnn.

by Charon October 13, 2004

lawnmower

A small cheap/inexpensive car such as a Honda Civic with a huge spoiler on the back.

I could just grab the back of that Civic and mow my lawn with it.

by Charon October 13, 2004

russian torpedo

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.

It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo

by Charon May 27, 2006

minow

When one places their hands together palm to palm fingers pointing out then plunges them into anothers ass crack and wiggles them around side to side like a minow swimming

He dove in for the minow fingers first.

by Charon April 1, 2004

Charon

The boatman of the river Styx, aka the Grim Reaper.

Aka Death, genius.

Charon tried to rip my soul out of my physical body today with his scythe. I told him to fuck off and kicked him in the balls.

by Charon January 27, 2005

slash

In fan communities, the pairing of two male characters as sexual partners (feminine equivalent: femmeslash). The term does not refer to male characters who are homosexual and involved with another male character in canon.
Slash refers to any non-canon male/male pairing. Its most popular subgroup, yaoi, refers specifically to such pairings in anime and manga fandom.
Inexplicably popular, especially on the Internet, especially among teenage girls.

"Ohmigod, I just found, like, the best slash fanfic ever! Harry/Draco AND Sirius/Remus!"

by Charon May 21, 2003

white person

A person whose skin possesses small amounts of melanin, which makes for a pale complexion.

When is this going to stop being an issue, anyway?

by Charon May 21, 2003