Definitions by Charon

russian torpedo 

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.

It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo

russian torpedo by Charon May 27, 2006

Charon 

The boatman of the river Styx, aka the Grim Reaper.

Aka Death, genius.

Charon tried to rip my soul out of my physical body today with his scythe. I told him to fuck off and kicked him in the balls.

Charon by Charon January 27, 2005

muffin

When someone is bitching/complaining about something unessesarily.

Joe: Ow, the cat just scratched me.
Jill: Awwwwwwwww, muffffinnnnnnn.

muffin by Charon October 13, 2004

lawnmower 

A small cheap/inexpensive car such as a Honda Civic with a huge spoiler on the back.

I could just grab the back of that Civic and mow my lawn with it.

lawnmower by Charon October 13, 2004

minow 

When one places their hands together palm to palm fingers pointing out then plunges them into anothers ass crack and wiggles them around side to side like a minow swimming

He dove in for the minow fingers first.

minow by Charon April 1, 2004

poser

From "poseur." This usually refers to someone who attempts to be part of a clique punk, skater, goth, etc. - never preppy, but out of a desire to be recognized as a member of that clique rather than sincerity. Of late, however, the word has been overused; any newcomer is now generally considered a "poser," regardless of motive.
This word is especially popular in rambling, misspelled sessions on AIM.

1. "Look at him - he dresses in black and says he's a goth, but he's never even read Edgar Allan Poe. What a poser."
2. "omg u r not punk u preppy POSER!!!!!!!1!!!"

poser by Charon May 21, 2003

slash

In fan communities, the pairing of two male characters as sexual partners (feminine equivalent: femmeslash). The term does not refer to male characters who are homosexual and involved with another male character in canon.
Slash refers to any non-canon male/male pairing. Its most popular subgroup, yaoi, refers specifically to such pairings in anime and manga fandom.
Inexplicably popular, especially on the Internet, especially among teenage girls.

"Ohmigod, I just found, like, the best slash fanfic ever! Harry/Draco AND Sirius/Remus!"

slash by Charon May 21, 2003