Definitions by Charon

russian torpedo 

To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.

It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo

russian torpedo by Charon May 27, 2006

Charon 

The boatman of the river Styx, aka the Grim Reaper.

Aka Death, genius.

Charon tried to rip my soul out of my physical body today with his scythe. I told him to fuck off and kicked him in the balls.

Charon by Charon January 27, 2005

muffin

When someone is bitching/complaining about something unessesarily.

Joe: Ow, the cat just scratched me.
Jill: Awwwwwwwww, muffffinnnnnnn.

muffin by Charon October 13, 2004

lawnmower 

A small cheap/inexpensive car such as a Honda Civic with a huge spoiler on the back.

I could just grab the back of that Civic and mow my lawn with it.

lawnmower by Charon October 13, 2004

minow 

When one places their hands together palm to palm fingers pointing out then plunges them into anothers ass crack and wiggles them around side to side like a minow swimming

He dove in for the minow fingers first.

minow by Charon April 1, 2004

poser

From "poseur." This usually refers to someone who attempts to be part of a clique punk, skater, goth, etc. - never preppy, but out of a desire to be recognized as a member of that clique rather than sincerity. Of late, however, the word has been overused; any newcomer is now generally considered a "poser," regardless of motive.
This word is especially popular in rambling, misspelled sessions on AIM.

1. "Look at him - he dresses in black and says he's a goth, but he's never even read Edgar Allan Poe. What a poser."
2. "omg u r not punk u preppy POSER!!!!!!!1!!!"

poser by Charon May 21, 2003

otaku 

An extremely negative Japanese term, referring to a shut-in or someone with no social life. It also implies that the person's entire life is molded around fictional characters (usually anime and manga).
In America, the term has been embraced by anime fans, who (as they do with many Japanese words), use the word incorrectly as a positive term for fanboy/girl.

1. "God, that kid is such an otaku. He won't leave the basement unless it's to buy new Dragon Ball fansubs."
2. "I, like, so totally love Sailor Moon! Serena rawks! I am, like, the ultimate Sailor Moon otaku!"

otaku by Charon May 21, 2003