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penile curd

The term used in the surgeon's logbook to describe the sort of smeggy excretion produced by all the members of HMS Port Royal after they were all entertained by the same lady in a Port in Jamaica over a three-day period. Widely recognised as an excuse for having no quinine left.
'...Jan 21, 1653. The men are all up against the trots and the penile curd, although the hammocks preclude any buttock-ranging infestations...' Naval Surgeon, HMS Gallant
by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008
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Penile Arrangement

The size, shape and overall appearance of male genitals to include penis, testicles, scrotum and pubes
Jake showed us his penile arrangement at the cabin and praise Jesus I didn't see anything past his untamed pubes
by i5racer August 4, 2010
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pencilled

The state of inebriation at which one is so plastered that one actually finds it to be amusing to insert pencils up one's nose and expects to be instantly lauded for this demonstration of Wilde-like wit.
Christ, she was pencilled last Friday on only the 3rd glass - my stationery drawer will never be the same again. It's like an adventure, looking for the non-damp rubber-ended ones...
by Richard Manns November 4, 2006
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green pencils

A term used for joints when talking around adults.
Hey lets meet after school and "draw" with our "green pencils"
by A-E-I-O-U and sometimes W October 16, 2005
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penile popper

1. An anal retentive tool. A douche bag, but not in the literal sense. An uptight, tight-wad sleeze.
Dude, do you see that penile poppers bling bling? What a shit fucker!
by Ashen Skies. September 20, 2003
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penile rivulet

1. a whiny man tantruming over something petty

2. a man that doesn't act his age, especially in social situations with the opposite sex

3. a man that is incapable of performing the most menial tasks
Husband: You didn't starch my socks!

Wife: Stop being such a penile rivulet and do your own goddamn laundry from now on!

OR

"Maybe if you weren't acting like such a penile rivulet, you could have banged that chick."

OR

Office Worker: How do I turn on the copy machine?

Co-Worker: What are you? A penile rivulet?
by Vwortboy July 1, 2009
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pink pencile

this is the term used when refering to "Fido's" Pud, or "pecker", when it comes out of its sheeth to play with "Fifi".(pronounced; fee-fee) for all you illiterate interlectuals!
" The good (Yeah rite!!!) Rev. Al Sharpton just can't stop playing with Tawana's dogs pink pencile..."
He just aint nevuh seen nuffin like it.
by mavros May 1, 2006
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