Hot mess

A girl who manages to look stunning when other girls would look badly dressed, messy, dirty etc.

She may have been covered in oil from fixing her car, but damn, that girl was a hot mess.

by hayles_89 February 26, 2009

text messaging

1. The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.
2. Nigga Technology- don't start wild&out saying I'm racist, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I am using it as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant muthafucka
3. Involves typing with thumbs Which I just don't approve of.
4. Fun fact, nothing typed by some niggaz thumbs has ever been important
5. Text messaging sucks

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Text messaging
Person 1: Can you print out your conversations?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You wanna know why? Cause niggaz never have anything to print

by Suck my nine April 7, 2006

GameFAQs Message Boards

It's that place where Sailor Bacon Axed me twice for submitting a fake review.

"GameFAQs is like fish. Except it's not a water thing."

"I bet I could eat an apple better than GameFAQs could."

by Cait Sith Fortune March 24, 2005

messer-upper

A person that is always messing up another person's plans.

Did Devon ask Jesse if he wanted to go to the show?
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.

by Mickel Smith September 8, 2007

Messenger ADHD

Having multiple messenger tabs for contacts open for example: Facebook, MSN messenger, Yahoo messenger ect. Thinking that you are concentrating on all at the same time, but kind of not following all the conversations.

Jeesh! John just typed me something completely out of context what we were discussing, I think it might have been meant for one of his other messenger tabs...he's suffering from messenger ADHD.

by pastryplease December 25, 2009

message archive

Systematic approach to saving and protecting the data contained in a message so it can be promptly accessed

Message archive can contain Athousandfold Yourposts Aswell Intouch Helpu 4urbusiness.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Message tower

When delirious from sleep deprivation, or inebriated from intoxicants (generally uppers like amphetamines, but at times downers such as heroin) the afflicted will respond to questions/conversation with nonsense or gibberish, although often it may-at least in part tie in to the subject leaving the witness confused as to what they had justy heard. Most times the afflicted will only"message tower" past the first question, causing them to realize what they just said made no sense and waking them from the confused dream like state.

Yeah, brandon was up for five days and started to message tower "it's fun to watch the kittens play" at his moms. They dont have kittens at his mom's.

by Enki88 June 30, 2019