mateo minus

when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.

"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"

by Junglebeek February 22, 2024

Mateo Suljic

Likes to be dicked down by boys and fantasizes about Lucy pegging him drenched in oil.

Mateo Suljic just ate Brendan’s ass so good

by Susanismysecondmom March 5, 2024

Matter'f'act

Contraction of "matter-of-fact"

I like you. Matter'f'act, I love you!

by boobwrangler March 10, 2024

Mateo R

The most coolest and most gorgeous person you’ll ever meet. He has the best fits, best hair, and a winner’s smile. Those eyes shimmer when he spots something peculiar. Typ shi.

“I’ve seen Mateo R skating around.”

“Mateo R said your mixtape rips ass.”

Alex: “I fw wit Mateo R’s fit, nigga know how to dress.”

Jordan: “Fs, his highlights shine too.”

TEACHER: “Mateo, you haven’t turned in the assignment.”

by your_plugg_26 April 2, 2024

Mateo89

mateo likes purple mongoosing his sister

Carter mateo89 his brother eugieneous

by mateis April 5, 2024

Mateo Bernal

fucking nigger

oh my god! Mary! Is that a Mateo Bernal??!

Yes! Hes a fucking nigger!

by mateobernalhater April 9, 2024

Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.

Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!

by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024