Electric Funeral

EF, known to many now as Mang

<ElectricFuneral> 'Fencing', huh? XD
<Ian_k> Yeah Mang

by Fromplenickel December 25, 2004

Ejector Cord

The cord hanging out from anal beads, especially if pulled too vigorously.

"Man, that was some scream coming from your room last night. What did you do to her?"

"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."

by walkin-dead November 24, 2011

Ejectile Dysfunction

noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.

2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.

My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.

by MoleMan_0828 April 20, 2016

Ejectile

When your cum flies across the room at fucking Mach speed

My girl gave me a blowjob and I nutted so hard it was probably an ejectile

by Dutin sket October 9, 2018

Ejecta trifecta

To be so sick or so frightened that you barf, poop and pee at the same time.

I got such a bad case of food poisoning that I spent the day in the bathroom with ejecta trifecta.
When I fell overboard and thought I was drowning, I was so scared I hit the ejecta trifecta.

by OregonSushi May 10, 2021

ejectulating

peeing in a forceful manner

I love ejectulating all over my girlfriend’s face.

by filibusting February 15, 2023

ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped

Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024