dickmatize

To mesmerize or enchant a woman with you sexual prowess.

She's been calling me everyday sicnce we hooked up, she's so dickmatize.

by bob_deep November 15, 2009

wouldn't fuck her with your dick

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by MnB75 March 5, 2005

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off

People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck

by Christivn March 27, 2017

Urban Dictionary whore

A person who adds a really fucking pointless definition about their boyfriend/girlfriend. It really pisses off the editors and we're starting to get really fucked off with it, you cunts. Typically a girl between the ages of 12 and 18 or so, sitting their lonely ass on the computer just praying to god that their friend will see the definition and call them in tears screaming about how sweet she is.

ed. chatroom:

Guy 1: Fucking a, that's 6 bf/gf defs in a row.
Guy 2: You get the one about emily? Urban Dictionary whore, right there.

by gfkljfjkg February 8, 2009

Dickhead

1 - Someone who treats people unfairly for little or no reason.

2 - Person with a penis on their head.

Lubie: Dude, Anthony's such a dickhead.
Badass: I know dude.

by Lubie47 May 4, 2009

Smoking Dick

To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid

Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it

by TajhyPippen13 September 24, 2016

vacation dick

As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.

by jb181382 June 17, 2016