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crapstalion

a crapstalion is a person or animal that cant stop taking a shit every half hour
"stupid dog cant stop taking a shit... little crapstalion"
by rishakibarack June 9, 2017
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Crapstone Creamsplat

When someone farts atop a cream based pie with such force that some of the cream actually splats up and out of the pie dish.
Another slow day so Ernie and I decided to work on our Crapstone Creamsplats.
by RodRowdy January 19, 2019
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Crapson Pollock

When someone uses your toilet and craps so hard and so loose that it leaves brown splash stains around the rim and on the back of the toilet reminiscent of the famous 20th century abstract expressionist painter, Jackson Pollick.
My kids know I am an admirer of modern art and I believe they are the ones that create "Crapson Pollock" paintings in my favorite place in the house to clean.
by Mom humor July 5, 2020
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Crapspank

When you Crap so hard it Spanks the bottom of the toilet bowl. It can sometimes make a thud in the water like a person doing a canon ball in a swing pool.
Man I just Crapspanked that toilet so hard it left permanent skid marks on the bowl!
by TDIGBY November 3, 2020
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Crapster

a Crapster is someone that has the ability but chooses not to speak the truth ever. Instead they make up crap about anything and everything no matter what it's about.
That Steve is a total Crapster I can't believe what comes out of his mouth. He's a real shit talker I don't trust anything he says.
by mia.dancer December 29, 2021
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Crapscallion

A piece of crap and a rapscallion (something to call your kids) based off of Futurama
Qubert you crapscallion! Why aren't you in school!
by garfilbert June 9, 2022
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crapstension

Janky dumb toolbar extensions for your browser
Bob in accounts just set off the AV with his Pintrest crapstension again.
by captaincarrot June 17, 2022
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