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12 O' Clock Tuck

When your in public and you get a boner, so you flip your cock up into your waistband. It feels really good so try not to bust a nut into your bellybutton.
"I was sitting in class thinking about Gabby and Brandon, cuz i'm bi,when I got a boner so I did the 12 O' Clock Tuck and no one knew I had a boner. It felt so good, I almost busted a load into my bellybutton." said Tucker
by Brandoner Smith January 12, 2008
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clock sucker

A person who totally wastes your time, with no concern for your life, since they have no life of their own. They are particularly annoying to sales reps, who cannot afford to waste time on non-prospects.
(from GlenGarry Glen Ross)
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!
by BigBird1017 May 10, 2008
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jew o'clock

When someone who may or may not be an actual jew works a lot of overtime to make more money; the time that they fianlly clock out is called "jew o'clock".
"Look, my supervisor is still working. Must not be Jew o'clock yet."
by 99knives March 12, 2009
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ridiculous o'clock

A nonspecific time in the late night / early morning hours when most people are asleep, and it would be considered "ridiculous" to be awake.

The hours that different people believe fall in this category vary depending on whether one is an early bird or a night owl, but most people would consider any time between 2 AM - 6 AM to be ridiculous o'clock. If you believe midnight is ridiculous o'clock, this is a sign you are getting old. And if you think 8 AM is ridiculous o'clock, you are most likely a college student.
1. Senior citizens eat dinner at 4 PM and go to bed at 7 PM (after watching the 6 PM news) because they wake up at ridiculous o'clock.

2. John slept until noon because last night he stayed at the bar until last call and got home at ridiculous o'clock.
by Saint Sean June 30, 2009
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Clock-shock

The surprise that results from checking the time and getting an unexpected and often unwelcome result. Clock-shock can be positive or negative, depending on whether more or less time has passed than expected.
Alyssa had a bad case of clock-shock when she saw that it was already 5am!

Jimi was brutally clock-shocked when he realized he still had 4 hours before his shift ended.
by The Search Is Bound to Fail February 22, 2006
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Clockroaches

Employees who spend most of their day watching the clock instead of doing their jobs.
My coworkers are such clockroaches today.
by Chad McAfee April 23, 2008
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Clock-Watcher

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.
Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017
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