caty carlson

the best friend someone couldever have. shes amazing and the most beautiful soul and most attractive person. she will always be there for you to pull you out of a problem even if she pushed you in. lol. she rediculously smart and amazing.

nobody can get like caty carlson

by catys sexy best friend January 11, 2009

monte carlo

The Best Car out there

The Monte Carlo won the Daytona 500 in 1994, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2003, 2004.
The Winston Cup in 2001, 1998, 1997, 1996, 1995, 1994, 1993.

by joe c June 30, 2004

Carlsbad High School

A school that is as diverse as a bowl of fruit loops :)

Carlsbad high school:
We aren't a school full of rich, white surfers who aspire to be nothing

by runlolorun April 13, 2010

Tucker Carlson

A dangerous demagogue masquerading as a journalist.

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.

by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022

carlsbad

See: Wannabe Laguna Beach

Two guys in Carlsbad

Guy: "I'm so drunk...let's ditch and go to the beach...and surf."
Guy 2: "Dude, weren't you just drinking O'Douls?"
Guy: "Yeah man, I'm so crunnnnnnked."
Guy 2: "O'Douls doesn't have alcohol in it man."
Guy: "So that's why my parents don't drink it."
Guy 2: "Do your parents care that you ditch?"
Guy: "So what if they do? What're they gunna do? Take away my Escalade for the weekend?"

by Caite December 28, 2005

Tucker Carlson

A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.

"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

by Espio Lylat April 29, 2022

carlosed at the table

To accidently cum in public, basically, comes from the hangover, from the quote, "Not at the table carlos!"

Jeremy carlosed at the table in english class!

by CARLOS!!!!!! August 28, 2010