Creamed spinach

A word to describe someone who is clearly under the influence of cannabis.

Synonyms: cooked, baked, creamed, high as fuck

I just smoked some dank spinach and I've now turned into creamed spinach.

by cookingwithspinach June 20, 2017

Shit Cramer

When a guy rams his DICK UP HER BLOODY ASS, soo he crams her shit

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Gusset Cement

What spunk turns into when in dries in an unfortunate place.

You're out and about, the totty is first-class but you don't think you're going to pull so you whack out a quick one in the bogs. Later you *do* pull, but when she pulls your pants down she finds that your dick is welded to your gusset...thanks to "Gusset Cement".

by Nefeco April 24, 2005

cement mixer

A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.

Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.

by JTKBIZ March 9, 2008

Ice Creamer

The act of a man ejaculating onto a woman's face with a decent size load and then slapping her across the face to smear the sperm all over her.

I found out Sheryl didn't swallow so I gave her an Ice Creamer after I finished fucking her.

by [UCF] Whiplash December 9, 2009

boston creamer

Creampie a girl and then shit on her pussy. Thus mirroring a Boston cream donut. In the cuban culture, shitting on a pussy is considered a grave insult...

Kenneth just gave Lisette a boston creamer.

by Keekz111 March 7, 2011

Mississippi Creame Puff

Heterosexual male who exudes extreme amounts of wit and sarcasm. When intoxicated, said male portrays feminine attributes.

That big irish guy is either a closet çase or a total mississippi creame puff!

by missyfit123 May 15, 2011