Water on the Dick Head 

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

Water on the Dick Head by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003

water polo

Played just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.

I killed so many horses in water polo today!

water polo by Bears.Beets.BattlestarGalactia July 21, 2015

WATER BOARDING 

when you slick up his entire front side with lube and then take a running slide at him aiming to ride that dick

"i tried to water board jason last night but i missed and broke my nose on the wall"
"wtf is water boarding?"

WATER BOARDING by <3<3gee<3<3 October 8, 2019

Water Monster 

the act of having intercourse in a pool or lake and when finished drowning the partner for fun

Alex- what did u do last night?

Jack- water monstered this prostitute in wyoming.

Alex- YOUR A SICK MAN!

Christi- ughhh last night was so lame!
Laura- why?
Christi- Jack thought it would be funny to water monster me but he decieded not too after i almost died.
Laura- what a jerk!
Christi- but its ok i seduced him into some sloppy seconds and water monstered that asshole myself

Water Monster by pinkdinosteez September 4, 2009

Water Hog 

The Water Pig is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. Usually a bitter person who is divorced and living with a skinny ass sick person who likes to screw the wet spot. Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a normal child or chase and ex-husband/wife down. Water Hogs have been clocked running at 30 km/h (19 mph) causing earth quakes of a magnitude of 6.6. They usually drive old sub-compact cars, vans, or land yauts.

Many that women is huge! You havn't seen nothing. I use to be married to that Water Hog. She's been known to run my truck off the road on foot.

Water Hog by thurston3rd June 13, 2010

Water Torture 

Water torture is a form of torture using a bunch of different methods that utilize water. An example of water torture is waterboarding.

Dunking is a type of Water torture.

Water Torture by glugruffian June 9, 2016

Water Buffalo 

a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.

hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!

Water Buffalo by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009