relationshit

A common misspelling of the word 'relationship' which is quite obvious (if you're too stupid look it up). Relationshit went on the be adapted into what I'm in right now. This is when three girls are a problem. One who I am completely in love with and am going to go to America to visit only to find out that she has no intention of going out with me even though she is always SERIOUSLY implying it. The second is a phychopath but all the same is my girlfriend. I must respect her and when she flips out on me or anyone else I have to help her. Number three is my 'wife' on a stupid game who I made sure to say "We're not going out with eachother" and she responds "Of course Sean". Then she finds out about the girlfriend and goes insane. I'm a bit fucked as you can see. Will sort it out later on...

1) I love you so much Sean I can't wait 'til I meet someone JUST LIKE YOU *hugs and snuggles*
2) YOU DON'T LOVE ME YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M JEALOUS
3) Yeah there's someone I think I like... How could you play me like that!?

I made my feelings towards all three of them very clear!!! What a relationshit!

by Sean Knox November 8, 2008

no relationshipo

A roll off of no homo. Said after a statement or action that another person could assume a relationship from.

Amy I love you no relationshipo

Mike it is very cold out tonight can we share a sleeping bag no relationshipo

by northeastbeast May 25, 2010

Love-Hate relationship

A couple that looks like they hate each other because they are embarrassed of their love

William-"Why does Vincent and Shannon act like they hate each other?

Felix-"Naw bro, it's a love-Hate relationship."

William-"Oh, I see"

by lksahfke May 7, 2017

Virtual Relationshaping

The act of morphing from one sex to the other and hiding it online.

David W. penetrated his Vagina. In the real world, it was his Bowels. He was living in a virtual relationshaping world, filled with lies, and he was about to make a profound movement become real.

by David W. Boles April 15, 2008

relationship dip

A point of any kind of relationship when things go wrong.

Guy #1: "I don't understand it. Julia and I were totally into each other and the next minute, it's gone!"
Guy #2: "Sorry about the relationship dip."

by Mr. Gigglezz October 15, 2011

ASCII relationship

Describes a relationship where communication between two parties exists solely in the electronic form. The forms of communication are primarily text messages and posts from social media sites, but extend to e-mail and other various electronic forms of communication.

The magic we use to share has disappeared and now we just have an ASCII relationship.

Things never went further than an ASCII relationship

by c0pp3rt0p October 20, 2010

Contextual Relationship

A mutual texting relationship.

"Naw.. We text each other mutually - it's not a one way thing at all - it's a total contextual relationship.

by DeBrock VanKemp September 19, 2012