Nutes

It means "nutrients", guys . . . . I can't imagine where all these silly definitions come from, but it originated in the health & exercise community: macro and micro nutes are essential to any workout program. It has since moved to being used in hydroponics, in which only the minerals fed to the plant are called "nutes". Same concept.

Make sure to focus on your micronutes, not just your macros, if you want to be an athlete.

If you want to grow the fattest green (or red, purple, yellow..) then give your plant all the nutes it needs.

by Bigsaggynutes March 14, 2018

nutner butter

A kinky sex term for nutting inside someone and the extra that drips out is put onto a food product as a replacement for butter and eaten.

"Bro, we put nutner butter on some toast after we banged, it tasted so good!"

by E&M_nutnersquad May 10, 2018

nutbelt

Something that is made for people who don't now the way;)

OMG camden is that a nutbelt

by foxyfortnitegolf024 May 14, 2018

Nutes

A man who is thicker “than a bowl of oatmeal” his booty is big enough to shake the earth.

Guy 1 “ Can you feel shaking, is there an earthquake”
Guy 2 “ look it NUTES!”

by Not Cooper August 29, 2018

Natterjack

Someone who talks or natters too much.

Will you be quiet? You're such a natterjack today.

by Haddingtons September 6, 2018

Nutmeg

Someone who is quite stupid and weird, they are also very silly and a bullshit artist.

They think they are top shit.

Mannn your such a nutmeg

Your not big you nutmeg

by Biggest Nutmeg you’ll meet September 8, 2018

nutelled

when your nutella is spread on something , bread , waffles or toast etc

“is that waffle nuttelled”
“why isn’t my toad nutelled”

by nutelled September 24, 2018