Lululemon mom

A speed walking, yoga slaying, PTO president elitisit. The type of women to ask the waiter for a better table, twice. She's a real nice MILF to have on your good side, but cross her child and her perfectly manicured toes and tori burch sandal is going straight up your butt hole

"Yo Kevin wanna finish our project tonight? "

"No man, I've got a lululemon mom. She'll do it for me"

by Rotisseringchickens June 29, 2016

Your mom

the drunk alcoholic chick I banged last night.

Guy one: "Duddddde I banged some hot chick last night, wanna see"

Guy two: "OMGYOUBASTARDTHATSMYMOM!!!"

Guy one: "Your mom?" "She was sweet and drunk."

by D: wtf May 14, 2010

Mom-Ment

A moment where you are acting like a mom. You are having a moment when you tell your friends not to drink, swear, or slouch.

"You have a stain on your shirt... holy shit I just had a Mom-Ment!"

by lilrachel333 October 9, 2009

Soccer Mom

All of them are fucking bitchez.

soccer moms can suck it.

by Fuckoff January 18, 2005

Your Mom!

An entirely overused phrase, popular among teenagers. Frequently used when speaker is not thinking. The outcome tends to be something like this:

Me: "What are you doing?"
You: "YOUR MOM!"
Me: "That sounded really bad."
You: "Shit."

by heyallyoumotherfuckerstookthegoodnames December 28, 2005

your mom

something you say when you can't think of anything else to say, or if you just want to insult someone without thinking too hard. Can also be varied in response.

guy #1 - "Dude, shut up"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom!"
guy #1 - "well uh, <i>your</i> mom!"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom's daughter's mom!"
guy #1 - "your mom's mom's mom's grandson's son's mom!"
guy #2 - "your sister!"
guy #1 - "YOU BASTARD!!" *he hits guy #2 with a fantastic right hook*

by silent17 February 22, 2004

mom look

The look your mom gives you when you did something so stupid that all she can ask is "why?"

Son : After i stapled my finger to see if it hurt i got the mom look.

by mama_catt August 23, 2014