Tapanga Malanga

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.

Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..

by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010

Maluma

A singer of Columbian descent. His real name is Juan Luis Londono Arias and his stage name Maluma consists of the first two letters from names of three family members he holds dear. That's pretty boy for you.

Maluma is the official Pretty Boy, Dirty Boy. Whether he's more one than the other is left only for his true love to know.

by KanuhaK January 22, 2017

malinquarious

dodgy, broken, not quite right

This is a malinquarious tripod. My pictures will look terrible.

by T.Bird April 24, 2007

mall caddy

A male who assumes the role of a devoted carrier of a woman's purse and/or shopping bag. They are usually seen in malls and highly resemble golf bag carriers, hence the name: Mall Caddy. Like their golf counterpart, the Mall caddy offers advice when called upon. However, their advocation pertains to outfits, gift recomendaions, and price restrictions. These males play the beta role of any relationship and is also knowned to be pussy whooped.

"Hey i ran into Mike and his girlfriend at the Macy's....yep he's an honest Mall Caddy."

by Dean Carlos November 10, 2007

mallbilly

Noun.

Origin: from the word Hillbilly

Name for person or persons who spend all their time at the mall such as
1. teenagers
2. emos
3. goths
4. the walking elderly

Tina: " dad, can you give me a ride to the mall "
Father: " no, you spend to much time there your like some sortof damn mallbilly "

or

Jim: " look at all those Emo's infront of Spencer's, theyve been there all week long! "
Eric: " yea, theyre mallbillies! "

by Jimmycrackscorn2 January 23, 2008

Malattach

v. to attach, as in a document to an email, incorrectly.

I should have checked that email, especially considering my propensity to malattach documents.

by SRB ESQ January 13, 2009

Malibised

Derived from Malibu which is the name of a carribean coconut flavoured rum. It means to be under the influence of the drink and to be intoxicated by it.

Sorry I missed your call last night, I was so malibised I didn't know what I was doing!

by punkdx June 24, 2009