knob of doom

my homeboys penis, they are usually found on bears made of sugar, found on a sugarbear

hey man u gonna poke her with your knob of doom

by kneehigh December 04, 2010

dry knob

A dry knob is where a man is unsuccessful in getting pussy over along period of time!

toby: oi scott i havent had any pussy lately!
scott: gutted bruv you have dry knob !

by nebrot October 08, 2015

Noodle Knob

a person who put themselves out there sexually.

That girl is such a noodle knob

by xxgurlxx June 06, 2015

Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.

After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.

by n00d1e May 04, 2025

knob twat

Knob Twat - someone who is a complete dick and cunt at the same time.

Can also be a fucking big Knob twat

See that guy over there? He is the biggest knob twat I’ve ever met.

by Cheekygirl69 September 10, 2018

Hot Knob

Used to describe something very hot

Man this room is like walking into a hot knob

by You dont need to know my name, just that i was here June 03, 2007

apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices

Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.

by ginandjuice101 February 05, 2021