Illegal Dance

A type of dance prohibited by law, typically moving your arms and fists down while bouncing on your knees and chanting, "Hoody-Hada"

Man, I hope I don't get arrested again for doing the Illegal Dance.

by jikers March 1, 2022

fish dance

(Verb) The awkward flailing and stiff legs seen when someone gets knocked out in a fight but has yet to fall down.

The kid got hit so hard he did the fish dance before he hit the floor.

by God.Family.Country March 11, 2016

drone-dance

The typical leg movement of a person that has just been peppered by shrapnel in the legs by a drone dropped grenade. Usually done to try to push themselves away while in severe pain.

Check out this video of a bunch of russians doing the drone-dance to a sick beat

by CuntMonteCrypto February 21, 2023

Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

shit dance

The little dance you do when deciding to shit in the ultra gross public outhouse or walk the half mile to the clean indoor shower/toilet building at your favorite campground. You can't hold it anymore and succumb to the outhouse, surrounded in putrid stench.

Every morning I have to do the fucking "Shit Dance". If only i could wake up a little earlier.

by Zockoism January 22, 2018

Underpants dance

When you get an erection.

WELL that guy just did the Underpants Dance

by Poopopo May 4, 2015

slow dance

slow dancing is hard
slow dancing is easy
you close your eyes (some people cannot keep them shut)
you agree to adapt your energy to your dancing partner
slow dancing is good
slow dancing is a teacher
how evolved is your slowness
can you sacrifice some speed

"we were on the beach and i asked him to slow dance with me to the sound of crashing waves."

by Krkič June 24, 2019