clam peeper

After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"!

Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!

Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.

Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!

Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!

Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!

by Dee N. Wyatt March 12, 2007

clam shell

In Skateboarding... When trying any trick, ussually a flat ground trick, the skateboard gets "tangled" in ur feet with one foot on the ground and the other on the top of the board.

"Damn dude I keep getting clam shells today!"

by Frank Anthony Davis May 6, 2007

clam jam

The creamy white discharge of cum and lubricants release from a woman's vagina after a bout of good sex.

Did you see the amount of clam jam coming from that ho!

by Capt Beyke October 24, 2018

Clam Milk

The product of ejaculating while being infected with chlamydia.

The doctor told me I have chlamydia, but I had sex with this chick last night and when I came she swallowed all of my clam milk.

by TheOreoGangsta October 2, 2018

clam blitz

A game that a group of friends play at the bar where they see who can have sex with the most women by the end of the night

Last night's clam blitz went really well, I slept with all 3 of them!

by Jl3legend February 27, 2018

Clam Slammed

When you join a team of clams on playstation network and the rip you apart with insults and annoying sound effects. One of the team mates falls asleep before the raid ends.

We wiped so many times last night. I got clam slammed

by Evilredbeerd January 13, 2020

Dirty Clam

Penial insertion into the Vagina, preceded by vaginal insertion. High risk of UTI and other vaginal infections. But loads of fun (sperm:-)

"And then she was all;

"Fuck me! Fuck me!"

So I said;

"Shut up bitch, or I'll Dirty Clam the shit outta you!"

by PhukdemHomes July 18, 2012