chips

to have chips is to have a protruding lower jaw or a receding upper jaw thus making the lower jaw stick out forward

that kid got punched in his upper lip so hard now hes got chips

by c b April 30, 2006

chips

Drunk, beasted, or innebriated of any kind

"I'm chips as a mug" "I drank so much, and now I'm Chips!"

by The Nole November 1, 2006

Smack in the chops

slang for "Jack in the box"

Whatcha havin' for lunch?
Smack in the chops

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

chips are down

A situation is getting worse

The chips are down for you at this point for stealling moneyy from your mom

by Black Sheep monster lord October 6, 2018

bollocky chops

A comment directed to one whose "chops" (or face if you like) are bollocky.

"Oi! 'urry it up bollocky chops!"

by MartinDG June 26, 2006

puddy chips

The thick, gelatinized mass of vaginal fluid one finds on one's face after a long night of oral sex with a woman. A thick sticky residue variously composed of natural vaginal lubricants, foreign lubricants, saliva, sweat, urine, etc. that, once properly set over a 6-8 hour period of sleep, can be peeled off of one's face much like rubbery chips attached by dried pudding.

Dude! Kelli and I got rip roaring drunk after we got back to her place and we did it 69 style for an hour! I passed out and woke up at 6am with puddy chips!

by Jonny Tepin July 7, 2008

Spoon Chops

A less offensive version of Cunt Chops.An idiotic looking person whos often to be found doing idiotic things

"Just have a look at spoon chops over there with his Ming the merciless goatee,T-shirt and scarf combo,wearing that supercillious grin on his face.what a div.

by Stanny 29 August 8, 2008