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brain dead

A girl who either refuses to perform, who who is bad at, oral sex.
"Hey did you hook up with that one girl? I saw you two heading upstairs"
"Yeah, but it was barely worth it, all we did was kiss. She was totally brain dead.
by Joe Gilpin May 6, 2008
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Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.
Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.
by HOJIT November 7, 2003
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Brain Drain

To Snipe Someone In The Head In A Video Game Or I Guess In Real Life.

It Has To Be A Sick Shot Before You Can Drop The Term Any Normal Snipe Is Not Good Enough.
*Tom Headshots A Rookie In A Game Of Halo*
Tom: Ohhh Shit What A Phat Brain Drain.
Frined: That Was a Fucking Sick Shot
by Jonathan R Potts January 7, 2009
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Brain Bleach

Brain Bleach's includes: Ecstasy, marijuana, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Bloody Mary's, ETC...
by TheCrazyTruth May 5, 2013
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brain dump

Receiving fellatio (Getting brain) while having a bowel movement.
My girl was hot for my rod, but I had just eaten 2 burritos, so it was time for a brain dump.
by EastmanDC October 30, 2008
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Brain Is Fried

Brain is fried is a fantasy rugby league competition that was created and run by a man called yurek hunt.

it has comprised of 8 teams but has expanded to 10 for the 2013 season.

the 8 inaugural teams are: the disney rats, the footrots dogs, the hills stallions, the matel giants, the muppetts toads, the sesame st eagles, the st.nick saints and the warner bros cats. the 2 new teams are the primus funksters and the rebellion porn stars.

the competition started in 2005 and the premiers of the seasons up until now (2012) were 05: footrots 06: disney 07: hills 08: st.nick 09: st.nick 10: hills 11: warner bros 12: warner bros.

st.nick and sesame street have been runners up on 2 occasions. matel, footrots, hills and warner bros runners up 1 time each. the muppetts are the only side thus far to not play in a grand final.

game results and all other statistics of the game are decided by dice rolling so there is no favourtism and all winners/losers are decided purely by chance. this makes it perhaps the most unpredictable competition in the world.

the reason why the premiership is called the brain is fried league is because one of yurek hunts good friends blackie shags believes yureks brain is fried from substance abuse in south america
yurek: hey blackie shags, whos gunna win the brain is fried in 2013?

blackie shags: muppetts
by Imic Hunt December 9, 2012
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Brain Pills

Drugs/Supplements like Cerebral Success that greatly improve brain power in the fields of Mental Energy, Focus, Memory, and overall brain health.
Dude, hook me up with some of those Cerebral Success brain pills! I've got a test.
by JamesGunn January 29, 2012
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