whackin

Slang term for masturbation.

Any man born with a penis and a hand with at least a thumb and 2 fingers should be able to accomplish the feat.

Step 1: Find a good place to remove penis from pants. Suggestion: Shower, bedroom, dusty attic.

Step 2: Withdraw penis from pants.

Step 3: Double check location for humans and house pets. If they see you it could be uncomfortable.

Step 4: Open hand, place penis in hand, get a firm grip around your 'cock'. Lotion may be necessary to prevent chafing.

Step 5: Stroke penis with hand either gently or feverishly (or both).

Step 6: Repeat step 5 over and over until white fluid is ejected from the mushroom shaped head sitting atop the shaft. This should feel exquisite.

I enjoy feverishly whackin my cock in my dusty attic while rats bite at my toes and scrotum any chance I get.

I think about big fat Jamaican women when I am whackin my schlong. They make good grits and have jungle titties. I want to stick my penis in their large, dark, cavernous vaginas.

by ChocolateCoveredBallsacks March 5, 2008

wack city

1.A term to define a boring group of teens that reside in a boring neighbor hood

2.Something that is really lame

Yo, this is wack city

Yo, he is the gay rights activist of wack city

by Annie Thompson July 10, 2006

Wack the Sack

Its a game involving a wooden paddle or your hand and someones testicles. The object of the game is to see how hard you can wack someones balls until they turn red each time you wack the sack you get points. This game originated from the website ebaumsworld.

1.Today me and my brother played wack the sack. !!!!Now My balls really hurt!!!!
2. I really love playing wack the sack with my boyfriend.

by Wack the sack. October 18, 2008

wacked

when you've done a ton of coke and youyr talking more then jerry springer.

They where all wacked at cookies house last week. Loke cornered me and would not shut the fuck up.

by Vdux August 25, 2007

weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.

Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!

by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008

Wacka Flocka

Function: adjective, noun

1: excessively corny and horrible. 100 times worse than wack.

2: behaving in a manner that is seemingly mildly retarded.

1: Billy: Hey Tommy, did you hear that new Nicki Minaj song?
Tommy: Sure did, its pretty wack!
Billy: Wrong, it is Wacka Flocka!

2: Susan popped so many E-pills last night, she went wacka flocka on the dance floor.

by Blackstar405 April 1, 2010

Whackadoodle

(adj.) Anything beyond whacky. Usually a one word exclamation of shock in response to the observed whackiness.
(n.) A person displaying whacky behavior.

Whackadoodle!! That guy is nuts!!

He's a whackadoodle!!

by 1SillyK June 15, 2017