Lil turd

Someone who is a little piece of shit

Hey, kyle is acting like a lil turd

by Lil mane mane July 13, 2018

Bump on a Turd

Something or someone that is utterly and completely useless.

Josh is a bump on a turd so just ignore him.

by plaid333 November 7, 2007

cowboy bird turd

The act of cuming on a girl then proceeding to spit your wad of chew on top.

My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!

by anarnie November 10, 2010

Peanut in the Turd

The one positive thing about something that is awful in every other way.

Otis: "Hey, Gunther, have you seen any of the Twilight movies?" Gunther: "Yeah, they were awful. Alice was pretty hot though. She was definitely the PEANUT IN THE TURD."

by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 14, 2013

turd puncher

One who frequently engages in anal sex.

"You faggot ass turd puncher you"

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

turd abortion

The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.

Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.

I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.

by KenPone March 25, 2005

turd burgalar

similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

that guy over there is a total turd burgalar.

by dylio July 31, 2006