Shit-Hawk

1. One of numerous 'shit analogies' by Mr. Jim Lahey; supervisor of Sunnyvale trailer park.

2. A second-generation Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am of poor condition.

Ex. 1: "I'm watching you, boys..like a shit hawk."
Ex. 2: "Yea, this is my '81 Trans-Am...it's a shit-hawk, ain't it?"

by ShytHawk01 June 1, 2006

Ghost Shit

The act of defecating in one's toilet, and upon turning to admire, finding no shit in the toilet

"I ate so much at that taco place I thought I'd definitely find a masterpiece in my john, but I made a Ghost Shit instead" Said Michael woefully

by CleonRIP June 10, 2011

Shit Shivers

The shivering you get right before you unload a 10-pound dump into the toilet. This is followed by goosebumps, a flexed butthole, and a strange growling noise in your stomach telling you its time to unload.

Viktor: Dude, are you okay? You're shaking pretty badly.
Tim: Yeah, dude I'm fine I just got the shit shivers.

by TheBadBoi2009 November 5, 2009

give a shit

To care about someone or something.

Does Dubya give a shit about anything other than Iraqi oil? I doubt it.

by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

shit show

A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of frenetic activity. Disorganization and chaos to an absurd degree. Often associated with extreme ineptitude/incompetence and or sudden and unexpected failure.

Similar:
fiasco clusterfuck

"The picnic turned into a real shit show because that bozo decided to throw rocks at that hornet's nest."

by Burnov September 18, 2003

Shit a Brain

A phrase used to express how excited or mind-blown or confused you are feeling.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That Inception movie was sooooo good.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it three times... I shit a brain the first time.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Memento was sooooo crazy.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it six times... I shit a brain the first five times.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Requiem for a Dream was sooooo intense.
Smitty: Uh... I actually had a seizure during that one. I shit my pants.
Snooter: For reals? Oh... my... gawd.
Smitty: yeah... flopped around for... well... through the rest of the movie, actually. My cat just watched me... he didn't call 911 or help out... so... I missed most of that movie. Not a big fan...

by PDXJohnny99 April 29, 2013

leap shit

When you normally take one shit per day, but every once in a while you have to take two shits in the same day to catch up. The second shit is known as the leap shit. This is similar to the concept of a leap year.

"I think I have to go again today. Must be a leap shit."

by Leaper May 13, 2005