Scootch

Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...

Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"

by Johnny Danerously October 20, 2010

Scouting Mission

When a bunch of wingmen go out and patrol the bar for possible targets of opportunities. They then return and debrief those that remained behind to drink their beers and save a spot at a bar table.

The wingmen all went out on a scouting mission to find some high value targets in the bar. They returned to report that the bar was currently a target rich environment. They then proceeded to order a round of jaeger bombs.

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Scoutmasters Handshake

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.

My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.

by dickpeterson, PI September 16, 2009

girl scouting

that act of publicly judging any or all females in your field of vision

Johnny: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Joe: Im going to the mall to go girl scouting, wanna come?

by viking kong April 28, 2008

scoot

To walk on the floor without lifting up your feet

Hey gramm's, where u scootin' 2?

by Hosasus May 25, 2005

Thief Scouting

The act of hiding outside of your house for all night, waiting for possible thieves.
It can be an useful pastime when you manage to lock the house with the keys inside, and you remain outside.

John: Damn, you look like you haven't sleeped for years!
Carl: Yeah, I've been thief scouting for all night!

by PastimeParadise July 19, 2010

Scootie Roo

The point where one becomes so stankin'-nasty-ass fucked up, he/she actually takes on another persona. This said persona is total & utter suck to the gozillionth power.

"Diz-nam, Carl is so frucked up, he's losing his mind. WTH is really going on?"
"That's not Carl, that's Scootie Roo."
"Right, right.."

by Tadow December 19, 2005