Scootin'

To hookup with or bang a fat or an excessively younger girl. Alcohol is normally a factor; however, is not necessary. Any attempt to get with either type of these girls is an act of scootin'. A person who commits these acts is called a "scooter".

Scott was scootin' last night, you see that whale he was with?

Scootin' by 0oka September 11, 2010

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scootin

To be moving at a high rate of speed with absolute disregard to your surroundings.

Dam, that mf'er got ta scootin when he seen her brother pull up.

scootin by B Cash October 18, 2019

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SCOOTIN D

SCOOTING DICK IS WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND A MAN TO HOOK UP WITH IN A BAR OR SOCIAL SETTING

ADAM: HEY MAN HOW ABOUT WE STOP SCOOTIN D AND GO FIND SOME GIRLS.

DOUG: YEAH DUDE THIS IS A COCKFEST!

SCOOTIN D by LEXMAN84 September 8, 2009

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scootin' around

To act in an aimless, random, and desultory way. To make rash and stupid decisions for a comic effect. To neglect one's duties while acting in a retarded manner.
Similar phrases: "goofing off", "jackin' around", "horse-playing", and "messin' around".

1."I heard Scott drove into a pole the other day."

"How'd he manage to do that?"

"Well, he was just scootin' around."

2."How'd you catch your pubic hair on fire?"

"Scootin' around."

3."I heard Kevin drove on the wrong side of Richmond Road."

"Just scootin' around I guess?"

"No, he's just a complete idiot."

scootin' around by Scootastic May 20, 2007