Paintle

When a mans penis gets caught in a zipper.

I had to get surgery when my dick got paintled

by sex terms May 20, 2014

paint the inside

To ejaculate during sex without a condom.

(Careful, bro, don't paint the inside!")

by Priapism76 June 11, 2014

paint the dog

Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.

by The Dog Painter July 16, 2014

Paintbruh

Someone who has the sides of their head shaved, but not the top. Said because closely resemble paintbrushes.

"Did you see Macklemore's haircut?"
"Total paintbruh."

by OcelotToes April 8, 2015

Paint Job

When a man sticks his dick in red paint and begins to titty fuck a woman giving her chest a paint job

I gave Wyatt's sister a paint job last night!

by Rex Johnson 007 July 18, 2016

Paintpeeler

A turd let that stinks so bad it actually peels the paint from the bathroom walls your shithing in!

Man I just dropped a rotten paintpeeler back there, better give it an hour!

by Oogiesworld February 16, 2017

paint the triangle

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted

My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning

by milpoolSK July 18, 2017