panda shit

Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.

My best friend dared me too panda shit at the san diego zoo! And id did all over the panda.

by boner express March 13, 2010

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panda

A tasty Treat...
EX: Panda Kabobs, Pand steak, panda pie, panda taco (mumm taco) ect...
See, IHOP

"I loves me my panda"

by Maku April 2, 2005

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Girls who have their very own special half of a bed in the guys dorm of Padua. They have to do the walk of shame VERY early in the morning with hot pants on. No limits to how many rooms they can own or how many can share a room. Sexual visitation hours are always welcum. See D Block for more information.

Damn I say Gaby doing the walk of shame early tonight, Todd must have another appointment, she's such a padrat!

by frog4lunch April 19, 2004

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Panda Bandit

The desire to insert ones' meat into another's anus

Q: That "Burdy" lad is a right polish panda bandit!
A: So's your mum!
Q: You're mum on toast...

by Granty Babes April 2, 2008

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Panda

A mean little piss ant! Solitary,looks innocent till ya get close then it'll bite yer friggin head off so don't get to close they're just waitin' ta getcha!
And especially if ya piss 'em off you better hope you can run fast!!!^^

Innocent Person(kinda):Sarah Madson is a stupid panda!*Looks At Sarah Points And laughs!
Sarah(Panda):*glares and runs at the kinda innocent person*
Innocent Person(Kinda):Oh shit...

by Mary April 19, 2005

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