Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.

Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.

by Likethegodfather3 September 15, 2011

lemon joy

Slang term for ejaculate.

He splashed her face with his lemon joy.

by lexicon67 November 11, 2014

lemon og

higher grade medical grade in the fruit strains blueberry fruity tooty grapefruit and og has many names and strains this lemon OG is a cross strain of blueberry og kush og sativa not a indica which I am thinking this lemon has both do to its kush and fruity crossed strains how ever the grower told me very few details rest of the info was found on world wide and magazines books etc I call it my puzzy nugz lemon has some crazy terms

suck that lemon og lol

by kronic420 November 20, 2014

Lemonenthemia

When ones blood is polluted with lemon, they have an undying love for lemons and start to smell of lemon pledge and the urge to become a lemon farmer for the rest of their life.

Jeremy was diagnosed with lemonenthemia.

by lemonloverforlife January 13, 2015

Lemon sizzler

To slice one's nipples and squeeze lemons over top of them

As I looks at Bonnie's nipple, I thought about giving her a lemon sizzler

by Budwudder February 16, 2015

Lemon

Lemon is a noun for a fool, idiot, silly person. It can also be used if someone is playing truant.

You are such a lemon
Mate I saw you playing lemon the other day

by Biscuit head February 24, 2015

lemon mishap

pissing yourself in public or in privacy.

my son had a lemon mishap

by REMEMBER ........... MEEEEEEEE June 3, 2015