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Jersey Shortcut 

Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to make a move and potentially steal the girl away.
Example:

Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.

Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son!

Rob – I got this.

Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?

Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)

Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)

Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!
Jersey Shortcut by Mr. NJ July 4, 2010
I female name that is a derivitive of Jessica.

"Jessica first appeared in the Shakespeare's 'Merchant of Venice' and her origins are much debated. It is possible that Jessica comes from the Hebrew name found in the Bible as Iscah, which was translated in Shakespeare's time as Jesca.

Having shown amazing popularity in the US from the late 70s to the late 90s, Jessica fell to 32nd place in the US charts in 2006. However, in 2007 it was the fifth most popular name in the UK, having held the top spot in 2005. Jessica is also currently in the top 10 of all the Australian states, and New Zealand."

However, "Jesseca" itself is a rarely used name, making the person who has it a very unique (and amazing) person.

It is also said that babies with this name will hold a lucky and loving life. They will be cherished by the people closest to them, and those friendships will tend to last for years on end with few regrets.

Common nicknames are- Jess and Jessi
"Hey, Jesseca, don't worry about a thing. It'll all be okay."
Jesseca by vanilla commercial January 10, 2009
An amazing friend, she has the most amazing personality. She is beautiful inside and out, even though she denies it she knows it's true. She never fails to put a smile on her friends' face and she is a great person to be around. Everyone loves her unconditionally and would do anything for her, no matter what. ❤️
Jesseca: Hey, you're so beautiful and such a good friend. I love you so much, thanks for being there for me.
Bestfriend: Aww Jess, I love you too. And thank you so much. You are too, you never fail to make me smile.
Jesseca: Aww thanks but I'm not. And you're so welcome ❤️
Jesseca by ayyyyeitsnat December 20, 2016

Jersey City Stinkfist 

The act of masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit.
I can hear Thom giving himself a Jersey City Stinkfist in the porta potty
An intelligent, beautiful person who is outgoing, energetic, and kind.
jesenta by Jbomb123 February 3, 2013
Jensell is a cool, nice guy. He is funny and and smart. He is very weird and athletic.
Yo that guy has a big ol dick, What a jensell.
jensell by datnug November 9, 2013