Jaromir 

Jaromir

A name of Slavic origin
Unique to Cezchia
Can be roughly translated into Spring world
Also see Jaromira

Hi I’m Jaromir

Wow, Slavic origin, unique to cezchia, roughly translates as spring world, now I MUST go out with you coz you are so cool and hot and so nice and have some many friends and are definitely not so insecure that they have to go to urban dictionary and right a definition of their own name but every time they try to publish it some editor says no and all you want is for your name to be here. Just give me this. Please. Why do you let everyone else wright stuff about their girlfriends that are 100% subjective while I have written 100% onbjective in the actual dictionary part, any way, the example can be subject because it try’s to represent real life, which is subjective. Every one else can go look up their name and find some kind of definition, but the only thing I find is that jagr guy. Just give me this. If you don’t I will reply to the no reply email

Heed my warning
A Baby Jake Worshiper

Jaromir by I behind you March 17, 2019

Jarhead

According to Heritage Press International: Jarhead: For roughly 50 years, sailors had little luck in their effort to insult Marines by calling them Gyrenes. So, during World War II sailors began referring to Marines as Jarheads. Presumably the high collar on the Marine Dress Blues uniform made a Marine's head look like it was sticking out of the top of a Mason jar. Marines were not insulted. Instead, they embraced the new moniker as a term of utmost respect.

Contrary to uncommon knowledge, Marines are not insulted by being called "Jarhead" - they embraced the term with the upmost respect.

Jarhead by Beau R. May 6, 2019

evil jared 

The bonging of an entire bottle of Jaegermeister, as made popular by Evil Jared Hasselhoff of The Bloodhound Gang.

Jesus Christ...I did an Evil Jared the other day and puked my ass off...

evil jared by Kennybear February 24, 2008

Okay Jared

a general term to say someone is lying.

Person 1: The Long Beach coach called my mom and wants me to play baseball there.

Person 2: Okay Jared

Okay Jared by Why Are U Yelling January 9, 2009

Jarred

-Coolest guy around
-Awesome in bed
-Funny
-Sportsman
-Big Penis
-Smokes a lot of marijuana
-Everyone doesnt mind being around him

Guy 1 - "That guy seems cool"

Guy 2 - "Yeah he has to be a Jarred"

Jarred by Coolkid1425 December 3, 2013

Jarrod 

Jarrod's are known for being a badass, ripped, awesome, sexy, handsome, confident, smart...really smart, fuckable, selfless, cute, funny. charming, motivating, talk to themselves frequently, sing, are friendly, super cool, overwhelmingly hot, fun to be around, determined, and he always seems to be right. Don't forget, they are one of a kind.

Some specialties Jarrod's have include lifting cars, drawings etch-a-sketches, eatings a lot of food, farting a lot after eating beans, owning a variety of dvds, running triatholons, having sex several times in one day, finishing fights with the people's elbow, saving women and children from burning buildings, stopping global warming, watching R Kellys Trapped in the Closet, they keep up with the Kardashians, never get stuck behind trains, are typically ass guys, drive badass cars, like spaghettios, enjoy pogs, yackity yacks, pokemon cards, giga pets, and pop rocks.

"I saw Jarrod eat three foot long Subway sandwiches." - Person 1

"Oh yeah, how do you know they were three feet long?" -Person 2

"Because he sat them on his dick."

-Person 1

"Go get me a beer after you fix supper, do the dishes, fold laundry, clean the house, massage me, mow the lawn, and trim the hedges, cunt?" - Jarrod

"Only if I can fuck you afterwards." - Jarrod's Wife

WWJD - What would Jarrod do?

Jarrod by An Incredibly Hot Chick October 13, 2011

jarhead

A term used to describe a US Marine. Although some believe the term is of recent origin (Gulf War), it has been around for a long time (at least since World War II). It has nothing to do with haircuts, hats or headshape. It refers to the Marines propensity to follow orders, regardless of consequences or personal safety. Because of their single-minded willingness to put their duty before themselves, Marines are said to have jarheads...hard on the outside and empty on the inside. It is a good thing there are such men.

Running up a hill to take a machine gun nest is not something that most people would do, but a jarhead will do it everytime he is ordered.

jarhead by Headshot1k May 1, 2010