human torch 

An absolutely flaming fag. One who radiates the aura of desperately wanting to bang men in their bums.

I can't stand working in this office with the frickin Human Torch.

human torch by poomaster5000 August 31, 2003

Human Boy 

The second coming of our savior in the form of a semi-moron teenager.

ZOMGWTFBBQ Human Boy has come!!!

Human Boy by Captain Nipples July 28, 2008

Human animal marriage movement 

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal for a human to marry an animal.

Support the human animal marriage movement.

Human animal marriage movement by Judge dredd7 October 22, 2011

Human Darlek

A hybrid between human and darlek created so the darlek race from the show Dr Who can survive.

Dalek Sec used himself as a lab rat in the final experiment and was turned into a human darlek.

Human Darlek by Finnerty October 10, 2009

Human value movement 

A movement whose goal is to asign homeless heople a house or apartment and can and a private or government job if nothing but picking up trash. And perhaps therapy for the experence of being homeless.The more factions of the movement want to asign them a spouse or live in boy or girlfriend.

What do you think about the human value movement?

Human value movement by Deep blue 2012 January 19, 2010

Human Gorilla 

Someone who looks like a gorilla. Most likely someone named 'Darky' 'Cassandra' 'Cassie' or 'Tiffany'. Has to be black, with a big nose. Usually sleeps around with random E-guys. Has a white, semi-attractive boyfriend who looks too good for her, but after all anyone is too good for her. Human Gorillas usually have a past of faking popular internet Caucasian or Asian famous people because of self-consciousness.

Non-Human Gorilla:,"Oh my god, she's a Human gorilla."
Human Gorilla: ,"NO!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT ME."

Human Gorilla by SDOL1501betch May 10, 2010

Human Suitcase 

If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.

A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

Human Suitcase by Stefon, City Correspondent March 30, 2011