Herpastifilitis

This is a disease that only one person has, but it is very contagious. Don't get to close to someone with herpastifilitis.

Person 1: I'm gonna sit here.
Person 2: No! The person next to you has herpastifilitis

by DestroyerArc January 9, 2023

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herpt

A hiccup and a burp at the same time

I just herpt

by Papi sito January 20, 2023

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herpes • herps • herpaderp • Herp Derp • herpegonosyphilaids • herpatitis • herpagonosyphilaids • Herpetrator • herpies • herpagonasyphilaids

Herpa derpa is nonsense babble. When someone says something that makes no sense and sounds absolutely stupid you can respond with "Herpa derpa" as a quick painless way to avoid further conversation with whoever makes an idiotic statement. People use it to point out a stupid or ignorant remark or behavior.

"I'm going to jump off this cliff and fly to the moon with my arms."
"Herpa derpa?"

by BooglyWoogly March 30, 2023

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herpaghonastiphacrab

As Kevin would say, be careful where you stick your thing without a rubber or you will wil catch herpaghonastiphacrab. I was single once.

Go fool around with her u come back with herpaghonastiphacrab, dont get any on you.

by Bossman#1&#2 April 30, 2023

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herpagonasyphilitas

A condition derived from humans having sex with farm animals after a tend on tiktok went viral. Side effects include painful urination, liquid feces, and intense urg to have sex with farm animals. Doctors advise to use lysol on toilets as the disease can be spread through sewer systems and public water. There is no vaccine at this time. Doctors advise to use lysol wipes instead of toilet paper if your area is known to have cases.

Hey, i did a tiktok and now i have herpagonasyphilitas.

I forgot to wipe with lysol wipes and now I have herpagonasyphilitas

by Rustybowtie July 5, 2023

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