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herpagonasyphilitas

A condition derived from humans having sex with farm animals after a tend on tiktok went viral. Side effects include painful urination, liquid feces, and intense urg to have sex with farm animals. Doctors advise to use lysol on toilets as the disease can be spread through sewer systems and public water. There is no vaccine at this time. Doctors advise to use lysol wipes instead of toilet paper if your area is known to have cases.

Hey, i did a tiktok and now i have herpagonasyphilitas.

I forgot to wipe with lysol wipes and now I have herpagonasyphilitas

by Rustybowtie July 5, 2023