A term used by a female for a male she does not find sexually interesting.
See also: friend or just a friend
See also: friend or just a friend
One of life's great mysteries is how women can simultaneously complain about inconsiderate man-whores and the impossibility of finding a "nice guy", while sitting across from a hetero male friend who also has similar male friends that she has met but declined to date.
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
Get the nice guymug. A rip-off of the simpsons.
by ninjacow October 18, 2010
Get the family guymug.
Get the bad guymug. The dumb guy down the hall who wears a fedora every day because he thinks it looks cool or something.
Fedora guy can be anyone with a really obvious and ridiculous affectation that makes him look more like the immature dork he is than the imaginary worldly and mature non-dork he sees himself as.
Fedora guy can be anyone with a really obvious and ridiculous affectation that makes him look more like the immature dork he is than the imaginary worldly and mature non-dork he sees himself as.
"In-the-know" college girl: "So I was like, 'Epic fail!'"
Fedora Guy: "Did I just hear 'epic fail'?" -winks at girl-
-room goes silent-
Minutes later...
Person 1: "Fedora Guy is such a dork."
Person 2: "I walked in on him playing Dungeons and Dragons with his fat girlfriend the other day."
Person 3: "Seriously. But, hey guys, how do you like my new American Apparel Deep V tee?"
Persons 1 & 2: "Quit being such a fedora guy before we fart on your head."
Fedora Guy: "Did I just hear 'epic fail'?" -winks at girl-
-room goes silent-
Minutes later...
Person 1: "Fedora Guy is such a dork."
Person 2: "I walked in on him playing Dungeons and Dragons with his fat girlfriend the other day."
Person 3: "Seriously. But, hey guys, how do you like my new American Apparel Deep V tee?"
Persons 1 & 2: "Quit being such a fedora guy before we fart on your head."
by futanari basashi January 16, 2009
Get the fedora guymug. by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020
Get the A Hey Guymug. Typically in Call of Duty, the green guy is the dick who fools around and makes all of the teammates worse off. They often troll the team purposely, causing them grief and anger.
by DATgreenguy January 18, 2015
Get the Green Guymug. A stupid bastard from England who makes pointless threads about how much he wants to fuck fat chicks and how feminists are evil. Similar to Topcat in that he is a tool, but also has a cloying avatar. Considered a poster child for retroactive abortion.
by Severn September 9, 2004
Get the Mew Guymug.