falashoobir

General insult which can mean idiot, moronic, stupid, foolish, silly and so on.

Kid 1: DUHHH, I LIKE CHEESE

Kid 2: Mate, you're such a falashoobir.

by Tasnim4 January 1, 2009

Fashion Fatigue

When you've seen so many fashion blogs, twitter updates, facebook links, live runway shows, fashion mags and street fashion photos that you inwardly shut down and dress in head to toe black.

"Have you seen Alexa Chung's outfit she wore outside the Paris Fashion Shows? It was SICK!"

"Yes, and I've seen Tavi's blog, The Sartorialists, Jak and fucking Jil too. Refinery 29 is my freaking home page. So please, PLEASE, can I just take a break and dress like shit?! I'm suffering major fashion fatigue."

by Tcakes March 17, 2010

Fashinkle

To Fart, Shit, and Tinkle all at the same time.

I need to get out of here, I have to Fashinkle.

by StinkyWinky015 May 15, 2010

Fashion Tsunami

Someone, with a disastrous sense of dressing. Having no sense of colour, design and style, these people dress to follow a career in "CIRCUS".

What is she wearing??? Pink, Yellow and Purple, together for an evening wear!
Verdict: She's a complete "Fashion Tsunami"!!!!!!

by Samanks August 7, 2010

fashionaholic

(n.) State in which a person is undeniable, uncontrollably and incurably addicted to anything fashion related. The person may experience constant shopping, online shopping, window shopping or wishing they were shopping. Other symptoms include making their own clothes, drawing clothes, talking about clothes and touching and smelling clothes. Failure to achieve these while in the state of being a fashionaholic may end in constant and excessive crying, shouting, screaming and/or hyperventilation.

Fashionaholics are always fashionably put together, are rarely ever behind in the fashion "what nows" and practically worship top name designers.

by swimbird September 5, 2010

fashiongasm

When someone freaks out and has a type of orgasm related to fashion.
Usually experienced by someone who is obsessed with fashion and/or beauty products.

Sometimes involves crying, excessive longing and/or going into debt.

Dani had a fashiongasm when she saw a bright pink blazer on her favorite blog and quickly maxed out her credit card online shopping in response.

by tulipstokissyouwith November 18, 2011

Old fashioned bicycle

The male lays down on his back on an excercise bench or other long bench of some sort and the female sits on his dick while moving her legs like riding a bicycle. The female can ”shift gears” by standing up and giving the dick a nice twist.

“How was the gym?”

“It was awesome, I gave my personal trainer the old fashioned bicycle. I think I forgot to clean up the bench. Shit”

by Pill Dickle September 11, 2018