fart bukkake

When somebody farts in the immediate vicinity of an operating fan and showers the other person sitting in front of the fan with their noxious flatulence.

Sean consciously directs himself to the immediate vicinity of the fan and farts.

The fan distributes the noxious flatulence all over the receiving individual.

Elvin: "Oh God man, that was like a fart bukkake all over me - did you shit in your pants or something?"

fart bukkake by choclatey goodness November 8, 2009

fart wall 

The resulting lingering smell that encompasses an individual after releasing gas in a room with low ventilation.

Thinking she was alone, Cindy passed gas in her office cubicle. Five seconds later, her boss walked over to give directions. At this time, Cindy may think to herself, "Oh no! My boss just totally walked into my fart wall !"

fart wall by Lone Tooter February 17, 2010

fart whore 

1. A name you call a girl to get her to shut up.
2. Rosie O'donnell

fart whore: Thats mine!
Man: Back off you dirty fart whore you smell.

fart whore by Rick E. Rickers June 28, 2009

fart detective 

Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.

True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.

fart detective by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011

Fart Balls 

A mythical state of the balls that guys refer to when a girl is giving them head and they fart.

TS. My wife was giving me head yesterday and I blew a nasty SBD. She questioned me about farting and I told her no that must be my smelly Fart Balls.

Fart Balls by Jaehoal J. Owns December 23, 2011

fart etiquette 

The riduculous notion that one farts only in the bathroom.Like anyone is really going drop what they're doing and make a mad "emergency" dash for the nearest restroom where they drop their drawers,bend over,grab the towel bar,bust a fart,then blot the anus with toilet paper. An extra measure of politeness would be to turn on the exhaust fan,wash your hands and hit the Glade air freshener button.

Fart etiquette dictates that one leave the dinner tablet to fart.

fart etiquette by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011

fart apocalypse

an explosion of fart made at the same time by several people, like ten to 40 people, in the same area

Newsman-a fart apocalypse happened today in Main Street of New York, New York inside a bus. Few lived, But most died of either exhaustion or the loudness. Sad day.fartexplosionflatulencebootydanger

fart apocalypse by name mmmmmmmmmme October 29, 2010