Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015

map control

Map control is a term often used in strategy games, where maintaining control over important parts of the map such as resources is necessary to win, having the map control is being the dominant one on the map.

I was playing some Starcraft but Joe had map control from the start so i ended up loosing because i ran out of resources.

by Rallehop August 12, 2016

pity contest

Both individuals are fighting on who has it worse

Stop fighting this is not a pity contest

by Kkkkolavomb August 12, 2016

Amistad contextual

Dícese de la amistad que se activa solo bajo ciertas circunstancias. Un ejemplo de amigo contextual sería aquella persona con la que relacionas solo cuando vuelves a tu pueblo, pero que el resto del año pero la relación no existe.

- ¿Hablas mucho con ese tío que conociste en el gimnasio?
- Qué va. Lo nuestro es más bien una amistad contextual, solo hablamos en el gimnasio.

by Mindblower March 18, 2016

bestie contract

An unwritten agreement which can be called upon in situations involving your best friend

According to the bestie contract, you have to give me half that sandwich.

by Coastiewife May 21, 2016

antonio contreras

Boarder hopper and master pimp

Damn antonio contreras is

a pimp

by Boi andrew April 21, 2018

Cold Contact

Rubbin ice where it feels nice

"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"

"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"

by AssAnalyzer67 April 11, 2019