Carpet burn

When a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman's vagina, making it feel all warm and toasty.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.

I spooned the DJ after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn. My vagina was sweltering after it.

by MC Stin November 2, 2012

shag carpet

When a female has left her tracks or braids in her head so long, the grow out (or the weave) starts to resembe the shag carpet in your grandmothers basement. Does not exclude those females that dont know how to moisturize their weave to prevent "thirsty-ness".

Wanetta assumed that using "pink lotion" would allow her to keep her weave in her head for 6 months and prevent it from lookin like shag carpet.

by hotenuf13 March 31, 2008

carpet monkey

A severly sunburnt monkey that travels under your carpet by night, and hides in your socks by day.

It is addicted to myspace.

Guy
"Bob did you send a friend request to your carpet monkey yet?"

Bob
"I dont wanna be that nukkas friend!. That little bitch gave me athletes foot again!"

by Daniel (look it up) November 6, 2008

carpe diem

Besides being all of the above, it's the most overused latin phrase ever.

I hate these angsty girls who can't do anything but put CARPE DIEM on their god damn msn nicknames -_-

by Mark October 10, 2004

Carpe Diem

when YOLO is too mainstream.

man 1: Why are you doing that?!
man 2: 'Cause, carpe diem.

by TheComicalCarny April 2, 2014

carpe diem

To seize the day

Also a song by dream theater. Theyre a mad band ay

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Carpet Burn

is when you chafe your dick after days/weeks of endless sex. This is caused by the continuous friction between your penis and your partner's carpet (pubic hair).

Also known as "Chafed Dick."

At first I thought I had ripped my dick open after the 20th orgasm, but luckily it was just Carpet Burn. Fuckin' stings though.

by Sirlottawin November 23, 2011