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Blumpkin goon

A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off
Tyler: Hey josh wanna go to the gym?

Josh: no thanks, I'm gonna blumpkin goon in a bit.
by Chinesesissylover January 11, 2025
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blumpkin

getting the hawk tuah while taking a dookie
by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025
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Blumpkin Friday

The act of meeting up with your homies on a Friday and giving each other a blumpkin
Hey dude it’s blumpkin Friday , you should come over. Me Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a great time with you.
by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025
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Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.
Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.
by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025
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Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.
Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.
by Blump Lee February 12, 2025
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Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.
Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.
by Blump Lee February 12, 2025
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Blumpkin

Blowjob while on toilet.
I wanna good blumpkin rn.
by c7906 March 5, 2025
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