Blumpkin goon

A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off

Tyler: Hey josh wanna go to the gym?

Josh: no thanks, I'm gonna blumpkin goon in a bit.

by Chinesesissylover January 11, 2025

blumpkin

getting the hawk tuah while taking a dookie

I got a blumpkin from John Pork and George Droid.

by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025

Blumpkin Friday

The act of meeting up with your homies on a Friday and giving each other a blumpkin

Hey dude it’s blumpkin Friday , you should come over. Me Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a great time with you.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.

Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpkin

Blowjob while on toilet.

I wanna good blumpkin rn.

by c7906 March 5, 2025