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Blumpkin goon

A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off

Tyler: Hey josh wanna go to the gym?

Josh: no thanks, I'm gonna blumpkin goon in a bit.

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On this day January 3 is now known as Chinese sissy day. A day where you must meet a sexy Chinese sissy and have intercourse.

Hey man its Chinese sissy day we gotta catch a plane go china

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