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beimp

Its whatever you want it to be beimp! created by one or many members of the shupe or their related family.
"your dumb"
"yeah well, BEIMP!"
by kimber lambert December 9, 2004
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blumpcus

to give a guy a blowjob while hes taking a shit on a toilet, ground etc
last night she was guna give me a blowjob but i had to take a shit and she couldnt wait so
she she gave me blumpcus instead
by lalec May 25, 2008
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Blumpky Dumpty

When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.
"Blumpky Dumpty sat on a wall, Blumpky Dumpty had a great fall . . ."
by Volde-blumpkin September 29, 2009
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Zimmerman Blumpkin

To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench coach Don Zimmerman.
Dude - What did you do last night?

Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"

Dude- Nice
by Pedro Martinezzzz October 25, 2008
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Nigger Blumpkin

a blumpkin usually used by samuel l jackson where he sits on a plane wanting A MOTHER FUCKEN NIGGER BLUMPIN!!!
Wendy- shiquan may i give you a Nigger Blumpkin
Shiquan- what did you say
Wendy- you better give me a fuckin blumpkin now
by Trey N. December 17, 2008
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Blumpkin

Blumpkin-When a girl or guy sucks your fucking dong when taking a massive poo.
Guy 1: dude my girlfriend game me the best blumpkin ever.

Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.

Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.

Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.

Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.
by fuckoffyougutterslut February 13, 2014
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blumpkin slushie

similar to the blumpkin hat (giving a swirly post blumpkin) but this time you have diarrhea
Karly drank all of my blumpkin slushie last night, it was awesome!
by taco hut March 17, 2009
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