blumpcus 

to give a guy a blowjob while hes taking a shit on a toilet, ground etc

last night she was guna give me a blowjob but i had to take a shit and she couldnt wait so
she she gave me blumpcus instead

blumpcus by lalec May 25, 2008

blumpcuzzi 

recieve head and take a shit at the same time while in a jacuzzi

damn, chrystal knows how to give a great blumpcuzzi

blumpcuzzi by captain salmon1 April 11, 2010

Blupcus

idiot; blockhead; etc...

Joe! You're such a blupcus!!!!!!!!!!!

Blupcus by superninjamonkey September 1, 2013

blumpus 

to be blumpy

"very blumpus indeed"

blumpus by vaginasaurusrexquando June 21, 2022

Blumpussy

Used to describe a pussy that is puffy with hair

Pulled her pants down and had to dip, she had that blumpussy

Blumpussy by xLavonca March 11, 2025