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bean stalk 

a horny bean; the epitome of clitoral arousal and erected-ness
bean stalk by Bean6969 March 13, 2008
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beans Beaner beanie bean dip beano Beanbag bean head beaned beanis beaning

bean curd 

someone who isn't very smart and is REALLY annoying and has not experienced a lot of the world. they are also very helpless.
"sam you left the tv on."
"you turn it off, i'm already in the other room."
"fine you little bean curd."
bean curd by googlyeyes: January 16, 2010

Bean dip 

A substance that is a mixture of semen and crap. Usually produced during anal sex.
Some bean dip dripped onto her panties
Bean dip by Michael O. November 5, 2004

bean bag brigade 

A handful of intelligent, jovial, enchanting, educated, and beautiful girls known as Stacey, Sid, Pillz, & Cindy, also a talented young man by the name of Hornz. Also known as "The Untouchables".
The Bean Bag Brigade will always rule Dallas Chat.

bean counter 

One who accounts for the residents of a Hispanic neighborhood.
Those Bean Counters are working for Immagration
bean counter by Richard Roe February 15, 2006

Bean Packin 

To have more people in the car than the amount of seat belts. Refers to the way Mexicans ride through the "getto"

To call your ride a bean-packin-mobile you must abide to these rules.

1) 2 or more people own the car and use it.
2) has plastic spinners or any type of plastic rim
3) always has some kind of food in the back seat
4) obviously there must be a Mexican in the car (or think your Mexican thats alright too)
5) there is more than one thing wrong with the car Ex: the frunt window doesnt open, or you have to hotwire the car to start it.
6) has been had some kind of drive by AKA egged, gunned down, burritoed, paint balled, spit on, or shat on or in, ect.
7) people don't want to get picked up by your car either because of looks or the driver.
8) at some point in time there has to have been someone sleeping in the car
9) THERE MUST BE AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE IN THE CAR
10) there isnt any rules, if your Bean packin, you know it!
Riley: Dude trystan, why we bean packin. How many people can we fit in this 92 Toyota. (riley looks in the car, theres a Mexican in the front seat)Actually i think ill will walk.
Trystan: allright dude, but you know i only make $7.50 an hour what did you expect a fuckin lambo.
Jose: you dirty gringo get back here ill knife the shit out of you.
Riley: im gettin the fuck outa dodge, you mess with one bean you mess with the whole burrito.
Bean Packin by Jubs the Explorer December 15, 2008